Brownie: I've had a great year. What about you?
Luna: Yes, it has been a very good year. I don't want it to end!
Brownie: But then it would keep going on and on and on and on and on and never stop! It would get pretty boring. What the word for going on and on forever?
Luna: Infin-o-ty or something. Sounds like a kind of fish. Get it? Infin-o-ty?
Brownie: Very funny. Here's a better joke. Why did the fish cross the road?
Luna: Hm...to get to the pond?
Brownie: Nope. Want me to tell you?
Brownie: I knew you couldn't get it. He never made it across the street, Luna. He died in the middle because fish can't survive without water. And then a certain Ragdoll cat named Brownie came over and ate him!
Luna: Oh, okay, that was a good one. I guess. This one is way better. Where do cats wait to pay their bills?
Brownie: Their bills? Are you crazy? Cats don't cut off birds' bills and then pay them (that sentence doesn't make any sense).
Luna: Oh, Brownie. Not those kinds of bills! Bills are pieces of paper that humans sit down with and write out all sorts of crazy things.
Brownie: Oh. Now that makes more sense. But cats don't pay bills. Humans do.
Luna: This conversation is going to go on into infin-o-ty so let's end it here. Ready, Brownie?
Brownie: All ready! Here we go. 1, 2, 3...wait, hold on a second. It's 12:00! That means it's officially 2015 now, right?
Luna: No. It's 12:00 in the afternoon. It's officially 2015 at 12:00am, midnight.
Brownie: Oh. Well, here we go again. 1, 2, 3...
Luna and Brownie: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!