Brownie: We have turkey everyday, goofus. Its one of the main ingredients in both our wet and dry foods.
Luna: That's not the same as plain turkey.
Luna: This plain turkey is more delicious...and filling. I don't know if I'll be able to eat breakfast tomorrow!
Brownie: Also true.
Luna: What are you doing? Oh, that's the dic-o-nary, isn't it?
Brownie: Yes, I'm looking up Thanksgiving...hm, oh, here we go! 'The act of giving thanks; grateful acknowledgment of benefits or favors.' As usual, the dic-o-nary isn't making any sense. Let's see...Luna, do you know what grateful, acknowledgement, benefits, and favors mean? Or better yet, what is Thanksgiving?
Luna: A really nice holiday where cats get to eat turkey, humans have a big feast, cats get to eat turkey, and humans say they're thankful for lots of things, especially cats. Oh, and did I mention cats get to eat turkey?
Brownie: Yep, three times.
Luna: Oh yeah, right. I don't get why our owners don't eat turkey...or cat food.
Brownie: Yes, well, sometimes humans don't make any sense. Both of those things are extremely delicious...and also, why don't humans go crazy when they smell catnip?
Luna: I don't know. Now leave me be to eat my turkey in peace.